Chip the glasses and crack the plates! 
     Blunt the knives and bend the forks! 
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates —
      Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

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so-relatable:

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so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

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Good girls are just bad girls that never get caught.

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